WTF Friday 11/14/2014...Phase Three Part Three

So...why would this be a WTF? Not because of what it will be, but because of what I know it won't be, as in, who it won't include. Starting with...

Yondu. My Yondu to be exact.

I know, The Walking Dead guy did a decent job. He had the sonic arrow and the blue skin. But he also had stubble. And a missing tooth maybe? And the fin. WHERE THE HELL WAS THE FIN?

Charlie-27

I love this guy. He's "Cosmic Thing" to me. The heart of the team and solid as they come...and he'll never be on-screen. Anywhere. This sucks. 

Martinex

He's pretty awesome. Organic crystal skin, heat from his right hand, cold from his left. Another little tidbit - he came from Pluto...which isn't a planet anymore. Between that and the insanely expensive CGI involved, Martinex will also stay off the silver screen. Damnit!

Firelord

Pyreus Kril would...at best...have a three second cameo/reference like Bereet. First - CGI again, but he'd sure look great for all of those three seconds. Also - he's got ties to Galactus. And FOX owns that puppy, no matter how badly they'll screw it up...again.

 Mantis

A great female character that becomes the Celestial Madonna. However...since she starts out an abandoned baby left at a Kree temple hidden on Earth, is raised to be the Celestial Madonna and then gets her memory wiped and winds up a Vietnamese prostitute...things might need to be changed. Which takes time.

Talon

One of my favorites from the 1990 version of the Guardians. Assuming you know anything about this character, forget everything you know about this character. Just look at him. Look at him and tell me how to make him work. Because as badly as I want him to, I can't. Moving on...

Adam Warlock

This guy should show up. The cocoon we saw in Thor: The Dark World and GotG could easily have "opened" when Collector's room went blooey. He'd even make a connection to Avengers 3. But he won't. Because he should. That sucks.

Starhawk

I'm calling it. This is Star-Lord's dad. Oh yeah, he'll be mentioned, referenced, heck even named in this film. But we won't see him. If anything, he'll reveal himself in Avengers 3 Part 2 when the Guardians show up at the fight at the end of the world. 

W...T...F...?

Why can't Marvel Studios just give us what we want? Why do they need to jerk us around with hems, haws and maybes? I do think Guardians of the Galaxy 2 will be a fun ride, just not the one I want.