Showing posts with label Marvel Studios. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Marvel Studios. Show all posts

Thursday, January 4, 2018

My Infinity War Prediction...

Here's the deal:
In the comics, Infinity Gauntlet began when Thanos used said device to kill half of the Earth's population (in an effort to "court Death". Get it?)
So it makes sense to me that this will take place in the final minutes of the film.
So who gets the cut? Here's my list:
  • Pepper 
  • Rhodey
  • Bruce Banner
  • Jane Foster
  • Dr. Selvig
  • Sif 
  • Wanda 
  • Hawkeye
  • Coulson
  • Mack
  • Fitz
  • Cap
  • Sharon Carter
  • Aunt May
  • Scorpion
  • Gamora
  • Rocket, and
  • Cassie Lang
Now, I don't think these are the only people to disappear. I'm sure a list will appear with names of characters"yet to be seen" - like Reed Richards, Susan Storm, Johnny Storm and Ben Grimm - but all the characters on my list have a legitimate reason to vanish from the MCU. Here are my reasons:

Pepper and Rhodey have to go so Tony has a personal reason to go toe-to-toe with Thanos. Tony's seen the future, and it rattled him immensely. But something has to make him take control of that fear as that future comes into existence. Pepper and Rhodey's absences would do it. It would also allow for another person to don some Iron Man Armor. No, not Happy, I'm talking about the kid from Iron Man 3...

Bruce Banner will go for no other reason than to reduce SFX costs. Plus, it would allow another character to be brought into the MCU - Bruce's cousin. Jennifer Walters.

Jane Foster, Dr. Selvig and Sif will go in order to give Thor a personal interest in the war. Plus, it keeps Sif in the story without actually needing to bring Jaimie Alexander back. This could lead to the introduction of the Olympians. And their champion. What was his name? Oh yeah. Hercules.

Wanda and Hawkeye's disappearances would mean personal interests for both Vision and Black Widow, respectively. Also, with Wanda "dead" there's the possibility she could bring her brother back. As for Hawkeye, we'd get to see his family again and the price the families of these heroes pay (more on that in a bit).

Wouldn't it be cool to have Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. tie-in with the movies more directly again? It would be SO cool to see Yo-yo save Mack, Simmons save Fitz, and EVERYONE save Coulson. It would also allow Coulson's "return to life" explain his continued existence to the rest of the Avengers.

Why Steve Rogers? How else could Bucky Barnes become the new Captain America? 

Why Sharon Carter? So she can bring Peggy back with her.

Peter would freak the s#!t out if he lost Aunt May on top of Uncle Ben. (I just hope Ben stays dead!)

As for Scorpion, when he returns, he'd come back a free man. Making him the villain in Spider-Man: Homecoming 2.

Gamora has to go because Nebula was a major factor in Thanos' defeat in the comics. For the film, that would mean she'd have to betray her father (whom she supposedly supports) to save her adopted sister (whom she supposedly hates). Talk about a cool dynamic.

Rocket's absence would force the remaining Guardians to make sure everyone carries tape. Even Groot Jr.

And finally, Cassie Lang. She was one of, if not the only, driving forces that helped Scott become Ant-Man in the first place in the comics and the biggest reasons he wants to stay out of trouble in the MCU. But, since the events of Captain America: Civil War made him a prisoner at The Raft, his chances of ever seeing Cassie again are pretty damn slim. Maggie would keep Scott away from her if he ever got out...unless she was one of the vanished. If she lost Cassie, and found out that Scott was fighting to bring her back, that would open up their whole relationship. (And I've heard about what eventually happens to Cassie in the comics. I don't care. That was a dick move Marvel.)
So there you have it. Quite a rant after such an absence I know.
In Marvel Studios I Trust

Friday, April 1, 2016

WTF? Friday...4/1/2016

Here's what I don't understand about Civil War:
The plot of the film is that the U.S. Government (and governments of other countries as well I'm sure) are using events from previous movies to justify sanctions on "superhuman activities".

These events include:
New York, which was Loki's fault. and he's had access to Midgard for centuries. Sure, you could blame the Chitauri, but they attacked only because they were interested in getting the Tesseract...
...which SHIELD had, not any of the heroes.

Washington DC. And yeah, Cap and Falcon were responsible for making the Helicarriers shoot each other down...in order to stop them from killing millions of people because of HYDRA! 

Then there was London, which was Malekith's fault. He was using a celestial phenomenon that happens once in centuries! And it wasn't Thor that woke him up either. It was the Aether...which would have woken him up anyway.

Sokovia? Blame Ultron. And who's responsible for creating Ultron? 
The same guy the US Government has hired to convince the others!

What about Harlem? Wasn't it Abomination who started the destruction there? And who's responsible for creating Abomination? 
Why it's the same guy the U.S. Government is ordering to convince the heroes to sign up!

Puente Antiguo? Again, Loki...who AGAIN has had access to Midgard for centuries!


W...T...F...?
If they're so into addressing the consequences of heroic actions, how about a) other "non-hero" characters taking responsibility for their own actions, and b) holding the BAD GUYS responsible for their f**king actions?
(sigh...)

Friday, February 5, 2016

WTF? Friday...2/5/2016

It's no secret that I'm a fan of Marvel Studios.
It's also no secret that I'm a fan of the "Art of..." books, which cost about $35 when they come out.
So why can't I find "The Art of Thor" anywhere on the Web for less than $50...used?
W...T...F...?
Is there some sort of super secret message hidden deep within that only those deemed "worthy" shall posses?

Tuesday, January 26, 2016

About these Netflix Marvel shows...


I'm a huge fan of both shows, and I look forward to the rest of them, but this new trend has me thinking:
Why don't the comics run the same way?
Why get bogged down with ongoing monthlies? Why not have ongoing mini-series instead? My understanding is that comic book publishers must feature a specific character within a certain time frame in order to keep the publishing rights for legal reasons, but that time frame isn't a mere 30 days. It isn't 90 days. In fact, I think it's somewhere in the 3-5 year range.
Regardless, I'd rather read a really good 7-month long story featuring Moon Knight (for example) than deal with five issues of less-than-spectacular "filler" crap in a monthly ongoing series. Having said that...
the same could be said for television shows.

Sunday, January 24, 2016

Agents is better than Legends...

I saw the first episode, and it's very 'meh'.
Here's all of DC's television characters who have either been written off an existing CW DCTVU show, or haven't been given one of their own. Thrown together for some reason explained by Rip Hunter - a time traveler...
...played by Rory Williams . And no, the irony isn't lost on me.
Why do this?
If DC were working towards incorporating their TVU with their CU, I'd overlook the ridiculous factor and chalk this group up to being their 'Defenders' as they work their way towards their 'Avengers'.
But they're not, so I can't.

At least AoS is keeping their shark as far from jumping distance as possible.
It's been two and a half years, and after all of this time I can finally admit (out loud) that I hate this show. They've lost me from the beginning, but have limped along with some actually pretty engaging episodes. You know - the ones with actual Marvel characters in them. They should just end this show at Season Three and move the show to Netflix. Because for some reason, Netflix allows Marvel Studios to tell engaging stories...with actual characters...that move said stories along. Most of the episodes feel like filler that serve no purpose other than to justify season length.
Just sayin'

Sunday, April 5, 2015

More Avengers: AoU details...

So there's a bunch of stuff out about the film. Who's playing whom, which characters are cameoed (is that even a word?) and such. 
I really don't want to know. I'm trying real hard to stay in the dark. 
I wanna be surprised when I get to the theater with my popcorn, twizzlers and coke.
Which reminds me - I need to look for midnite showings...or 8PM showings...or whatever, 'cause you know I'm seeing it at least twice.
But without looking things up, here are my guesses:
* Each character goes back into their pasts - for some such reason - which is why we see Natasha in the Red Room and Steve in the 1940's.
* Tony and Bruce fight, but no one wins.
* Klaw finds the Vibranium mine...and comes across that female shown in the trailers.
* There will be something - either in Daredevil or A:AoU - that connects the two.
* There will be something - either in AoS or A:AoU - that connects the two.
* There will be something - either in Ant-Man or A:AoU - that connects the two.
And most importantly...
* All the heroes are going to lose something, or someone, of importance in a very depressingly "dark" manner in order to piss everyone off just enough to see what comes next.
Oh - and Happy Easter everyone!

Tuesday, February 10, 2015

Marvel Studios and Sony: Let's make a deal...

(Whew...) I've finally dug out from under, and have a few days off to rest up before the next dump. Time to check the hot sheets -
Okay...
...yeah...
...wait...
...say what..?
Hold on...
...slow down...
That doesn't even make sense...
...is that decaf? 'Cause I think I need a decaf...
...I said decaf...
See what you started?
I. Said. DECAF!
...
I haven't had time to pour over the details of this thing, and the repercussions haven't set in yet. All I'm feeling right now is a sense of dread. If this goes sideways, I'll be spending my retirement looking back fondly at how glorious the MMU was before it all went to hell.
But if it goes right...
we get this, and more importantly...
...this.
I'm ready!


Thursday, January 22, 2015

Fan-tasy football has become real-ity football...

When I saw the Pats play the Chiefs earlier this season, I imagined watching the game
 with both Captain America and Superman. 
(Even though Clark's more of a baseball fan, but whatever.)
Yeah, I know. 
However, fan-tasy football has become real-ity football.
 Star Lord...
 ...and Cap...
...have officially bet each other on who'll win.
The true winners of this wager are the children obviously, but really - aren't we all?