AoS news from SDCC 2016 (A special WTF?)

Okay guys...Let's talk.

One of the biggest drops of the event is the meeting between...

...and...

...which is all well and good. 

Then I got to thinking:

1) 

AoS is getting a fourth season? WHY?????

2)

Is this gonna be another Absorbing Man thing? 

 Where the hype results in a rather good 3-4 episode story arc...then he's never seen again?

3) 

Which f**king version of the guy are we talking about?

Who dat?

Robbie Reyes?

Then the panic set in.

I guess it's okay, since in the books Reyes is connected with Johnny Blaze and Mr. Hyde. But will we see Johnny Blaze? WIll Mr. Hyde return to the show? 

Probably not.

Why not just bring back Angar?

Will Reyes be joining The Defenders for season 2?

That could work.

Well, they finally did it...(WTF? Friday 5/20/2016)

...they finally killed off 'Ward'.

Oops. Sorry.

There we go...

I know I've bitched about the show in the past (and yes, I'm still working on my Deep Emotions review of S1E3), but this these episode(s) did nothing for me. Inhumans? Who cares.

 Seeing that skyline again was kinda cool though.

 Meanwhile, this guy is one of the only two characters from the books still in the show.

W...T...F...?

And she wanted to get back with Ward!

You got it Jean-Luc. This show's in trouble.

 She's gone, 

 He's dead.

 He's dead.

 She's dead.

 I thought for sure he was gonna die.

 Dead.

 Dead.

And I can't even remember. Did she die early on in this season?

And where's he been hiding?

So now what? With Season 3 over and Agent Carter gone too, will they move to Netflix where we can finally get what we've been asking for: television shows set in the MCU that actually feel like they're in the MCU?

I get that in the comics, S.H.I.E.L.D. was kinda off to the side of the MU. They didn't deal with the Avengers, Defenders, or Guardians of the Galaxy on a regular bases. They dealt with HYDRA... 

...and MAN have they dealt with HYDRA...

...but they also fought AIM, Roxxon, THEM, The Maggia, Baron Frickin' Von Strucker, Kingpin, Scorpio and Zodiac (remember them? 'Cause these guys sure have). Where the hell are they?

EXACTLY!

WTF? Friday...5/13/2016

First of all...

...so there's that.

I've mentioned before that Friday the 13th has always been good to me for the simple reason that Mrs. Adorkification was born on one. 

  Moving on,

let's talk about what's cheesing me off.

In Civil War, we learn that 117 countries are on their way to signing the Sokovia Accords...

...causing that to happen...

...but in AoS we learn that the Accords were actually signed.

Meaning all of that fighting was for NOTHING!!!

It also means that everyone will have to sign up, get arrested or be on the run...to one of the few countries (Wakanda included I'm guessing) that didn't sign. 

 Let's marinade in that a little bit.

Does that mean Foggy's gonna have to make Matt register?

Will Jeri make Jennifer sign up?

Or Luke?

Or Danny?

Never mind the other heroes (like Thor and Hulk), what about...

 Absorbing Man?

Abomination? 

Nuke?

Batroc?

And how about Loki?

I get why governments would want Thor to register, being an Avenger. But Loki (and Sif, and Volstagg, and Heimdall, and Fandral and Hogun,) are Asgardians. They're an alien race! And good luck trying to tell Odin what to do.

What about those that have no super powers? Would Clint, Tasha and Trish have to register at all?

They kind of written themselves into a box is all I'm saying. But let's not think about that...

...let's just waste time talking about registering Inhumans. Which are - wait for it - a different species!

W...T...F...?

And a HUGE 'thank you/f**k you" shout out to Lego...

...for spoiling one of the best things from the film.