WTF? Friday...4/1/2016

Here's what I don't understand about Civil War:

The plot of the film is that the U.S. Government (and governments of other countries as well I'm sure) are using events from previous movies to justify sanctions on "superhuman activities".

These events include:

New York, which was Loki's fault. and he's had access to Midgard for centuries. Sure, you could blame the Chitauri, but they attacked only because they were interested in getting the Tesseract...

...which SHIELD had, not any of the heroes.

Washington DC. And yeah, Cap and Falcon were responsible for making the Helicarriers shoot each other down...in order to stop them from killing millions of people because of HYDRA! 

Then there was London, which was Malekith's fault. He was using a celestial phenomenon that happens once in centuries! And it wasn't Thor that woke him up either. It was the Aether...which would have woken him up anyway.

Sokovia? Blame Ultron. And who's responsible for creating Ultron? 

The same guy the US Government has hired to convince the others!

What about Harlem? Wasn't it Abomination who started the destruction there? And who's responsible for creating Abomination? 

Why it's the same guy the U.S. Government is ordering to convince the heroes to sign up!

Puente Antiguo? Again, Loki...who AGAIN has had access to Midgard for centuries!

W...T...F...?

If they're so into addressing the consequences of heroic actions, how about a) other "non-hero" characters taking responsibility for their own actions, and b) holding the BAD GUYS responsible for their f**king actions?

(sigh...)