Showing posts with label DC Comics. Show all posts
Showing posts with label DC Comics. Show all posts

Friday, June 10, 2016

Reincarnation; new birth subsequent to one's first. (WTF? Friday 6/10/2016)

 Mornin' Joe.
Wanna know what's up with the title? Okay. That is Wiktionary's first definition of 'Rebirth'.
The latest attempt by DC to boost sales.
(sigh...) Alrighty Joe, let's look at the facts:
This should have worked. It didn't. Neither did...
or...
or...
 Right. So what did they do next?
Fans were outraged, but they bought 'em anyways.
Now DC's attempting to bring all that back into the fold. So tell me:
what is it?
And what possible reason could those yahoos in charge come up with to explain/justify the DCnU and this subsequent merging crap?
 Wait...what the?
W...T...F...?
 They're saying Dr. Manhattan's involved? Wouldn't that mean the Watchmen universe exists?
Oh. Right. It was one of those 52 Earths wasn't it? Still,
at this point, isn't it all just another Derivative Copy,
 of previous incarnations?

Friday, August 8, 2014

WTF? Friday...8/8/2014

Let's see what DC comics is planning for this November...
,,,wait...
...huh?
Seriously?
Oh, come on...
...all their titles?
W...T...F...?
This is, hands down, the best idea they've had in a while...
...like since the beginning of the New 52...
...and I love it!

Wednesday, July 23, 2014

Oh yeah...Happy Birthday Batman!

Batman turned 75 today.
I totally missed Superman Day (when is it again?), but to celebrate Batman Day I've decided to decide my favorite Batman. While I can't make up my mind cinematographic-ally, I can say without hesitation that my favorite Batman in print...
 is the Post-Crisis Batman, introduced in Batman #404 by Frank Miller.
I love everything about the Post-Crisis DC universe...when it came out...which is what made me hunker down and purchase (and read) DC comics.
Each of us has a favorite Batman, so spend the evening reminiscing, re-reading, re-watching, re-whatevering yours.

Thursday, March 20, 2014

Did anyone catch that cameo in Arrow?

As screwed up as DC's books and films have been, when it comes to television, they've got their s#!t together.
I caught the Suicide Squad episode earlier today and almost fell on the floor.
Therapist indeed...

Friday, February 28, 2014

WTF? Friday...2/28/2014

I was planning to talk about my concerns and questions on Marvel Studios' upcoming films...
...then I saw "Time of Death" this morning.
For all the problems DC has with their comics and films, I will say this:
there were more cool Adorkable Moments in the first five minutes of that show,
than there were in two whole episodes of AoS.
W...T...F...AGENTS OF S.H.I.E.L.D.?
I'm putting my foot down. You've got 9 chances left to win me over.
If you don't, I just might not buy your Blu-Ray.
So there!

Friday, January 17, 2014

WTF? Friday...1/17/2014

Want more proof DC has no idea WTF they're doing?
They're going forward with the Gotham series.
I know...but maybe they're onto something.
No listen - they may be on the verge of another Smallville-type thing!
OK...not the best idea...but see, they'll be able to introduce more Bat-villains to viewers!
Well, yeah, that's still happening...
...okay, that was pretty popular too, but it didn't do that much for villains...
...oh yeah...
...well, that pretty much sums it up.
W...T...F...DC/WB?
I can't wrap my brain around this...which still hurts from that other thing...
...so I'm gonna go lie down now.

Friday, September 27, 2013

WTF? Fridays...9/27/2013

Today's a two-fer...
Marvel/Disney's allowed us to view the following:
...and it looks like Ultron takes over one of Tony's suits.
W...T...F...MARVEL?
On the surface, this makes some sort of sense. Loki put the idea out there in Avengers when he tried to turn Tony against the others.
It didn't work, but for a moment there we all said "oooooooooh!"
Then in Iron Man 3 Tony built like 45 suits...which all blew up at the end.
You're telling me that a human body with Extremis can be blown up and whatever several times before actually dying, but Tony's practically indestructible armor would disintegrate after one explosion?
Gotta call bulls#!t on that.
Then there's the comics...
...back in 1989, Tony was shot. In the chest. He got better, but was paralyzed for a while. Because of this, Tony developed (with help) a suit that had it's own consciousness.
Do I think that Avengers 2 will follow this storyline? No, but the precedent is there for a similar plot.
My guess is that Ultron will start out as a program...maybe on AoS with guest star Hank Pym?...that will eventually evolve to the point where it takes over J.A.R.V.I.S. and claims a suit.
Remember - Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. has two seasons to set up Avengers 2.

Now onto Part Two...
DC Comics...not to be outdone by Marvel...has come up with their own idea for a series about a special group of non-powered individuals in a place full of crazy...
...set in Gotham.
W...T...F...DC?
What makes Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D. so good isn't just the fact that Coulson's back, or that it's about a bunch of spies going around meeting good guys and stopping bad guys.
It's the fact that it's set in the Marvel Movie Universe!!!
Not that I think this is a bad idea, but I expect to see some established Marvel characters show up in AoS long before any DC baddies wreak havoc in Gotham.
Then there's the comics...
...back in 2003, Gotham Central came out. After dodging the bullet of cancellation for 40 issues, it ended, but the premise was good. 
A bunch of cops deal with the crazy crap in Gotham while Batman takes a back seat.
And it featured characters such as Renee Montoya, Crispus Allen, and Maggie Sawyer.
Granted, it didn't have Gordon or Harvey Bullock, but my question to DC is this:
Will your television show have these characters?
The reason Marvel got away with all new agents was Coulson. We knew him.
We know Gordon, but he's not enough. You're gonna need at least Montoya and Bullock for this to work.
They could be rookies, working the second story while the main characters follow the major story with Gordon, but they must be there.
Not only that, but you're gonna have to tie in other parts of the DCU, and DCMU as well. 
Can't use Joker? Okay, use Harley.
No Catwoman? How about Holly?
Know what I mean? 
And by all means - tie things into you're movies...PLEASE! 

Friday, September 20, 2013

WTF Friday...9/20/2013

Yup, I'm talkin' about Marvel again.
They had balls last week for releasing Ant-Man the same month as Batman vs. Superman...
...but then I got this in the mail:
(I didn't take that picture, but I've spent the week looking for a better one to no avail.)
and actually thought 'Is it really that time of year again?'.
Then I realized it was the back cover...
...of the actual Time magazine.
That's Time...
...as in the Time of TimeWarner Inc...
...which owns among other things...
...DC COMICS!!!
Yeah, that's what I said.
To brazenly advertise what appears to be the kick-ass series of the season
in your competitor's publication
is ballsy to say the least.
W...T...F...MARVEL...
W...T...F...?
DC just got smacked!