First of all...
...so there's that.
I've mentioned before that Friday the 13th has always been good to me for the simple reason that Mrs. Adorkification was born on one.
Moving on,
let's talk about what's cheesing me off.
In Civil War, we learn that 117 countries are on their way to signing the Sokovia Accords...
...causing that to happen...
...but in AoS we learn that the Accords were actually signed.
Meaning all of that fighting was for NOTHING!!!
It also means that everyone will have to sign up, get arrested or be on the run...to one of the few countries (Wakanda included I'm guessing) that didn't sign.
Let's marinade in that a little bit.
Does that mean Foggy's gonna have to make Matt register?
Will Jeri make Jennifer sign up?
Or Luke?
Or Danny?
Never mind the other heroes (like Thor and Hulk), what about...
Absorbing Man?
Abomination?
Nuke?
Batroc?
And how about Loki?
I get why governments would want Thor to register, being an Avenger. But Loki (and Sif, and Volstagg, and Heimdall, and Fandral and Hogun,) are Asgardians. They're an alien race! And good luck trying to tell Odin what to do.
What about those that have no super powers? Would Clint, Tasha and Trish have to register at all?
They kind of written themselves into a box is all I'm saying. But let's not think about that...
...let's just waste time talking about registering Inhumans. Which are - wait for it - a different species!
W...T...F...?
And a HUGE 'thank you/f**k you" shout out to Lego...
...for spoiling one of the best things from the film.
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